Jackulate

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When you see something so damn impressive it makes you want to kneel and kiss its ass like it's Jack Bauer and you're a brainwashed terrorist.

I saw that movie and I felt like I was gonna vomit and worship the screen at the same time.

That guy just did a 10-minute speech and I was ready to die for him.

When my mom finally got her drivers license, I was so proud I almost cried.

When you're jacked, getting jacked, or just plain jacking things up like a psycho.

I got jacked after eating 10 tacos and a whole pizza.

He got jacked after lifting weights for 3 hours straight.

She was jacking things up so much, the teacher had to call her mom.

When something is so messed up it's like a junkyard exploded and a clown fell into it.

My math test looked like a junkyard exploded and a clown fell into it.

That outfit he wore to the party was the definition of junk and ridiculous.

Her hair looked like it was attacked by a dog and a tornado.

A jackal who uses a calculator to figure out nonsense and yells at Seth Mayer on social media just to be annoying.

He used a calculator to figure out how many tacos he could eat in one day and posted it on Twitter.

She calculated the number of times she could scream and posted it on Instagram.

He used a calculator to find out how many times he could yell at Seth Mayer before he lost it.

When your girlfriend is on her period, won't suck your dick, but promises to jack you off later so you'll be grateful.

She said she'd jack me off later if I let her be mad at me for an hour.

He waited two hours for his girlfriend to jack him off after she refused to suck his dick.

She said she'd jack him off if he promised not to touch her hair for a whole day.