jackulable

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When you're getting jacked or you're the kind of person who thinks they're gonna get jacked someday. Or you're the one doing the jacking and think you're the king of the block.
Bro, I'm jackulable. I'm gonna jack that cop next week.
I'm not jackulable. I'm just jackulable enough to know I ain't getting jacked.
He's jackulable. He's been waiting for this since middle school.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When you're so amazed by something so huge and powerful it makes you want to cry, probably because it's Jack Bauer and he's about to kill your best friend.
That Jack Bauer guy is so jackulable I almost peed myself.
I saw the sunrise and was like, that's jackulable.
Jack Bauer walks in, I get jackulable.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When something is just a total mess and ridiculous, like your mom's old clothes and your cousin's bad decisions all rolled into one.
This project is so jackulable it's like a trash fire in a junkyard.
That guy is jackulable. He's got a hat on a hat on a hat.
That sandwich is jackulable. I think it's a crime.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A jackal who uses a calculator to make up random numbers just to annoy Seth Mayers on Twitter, probably while wearing pajamas.
Jackulable just posted a calculator result and it was 42. Seth Mayers is crying.
He's jackulable. He calculates randomness and posts it on Instagram.
Jackulable is the reason Seth Mayers can't sleep at night.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When your girlfriend is being a brat and says she'll jack you off later, but only if you let her watch Netflix first.
My girlfriend said she'll jack me off if I let her watch the whole series.
Jackulable is when your girlfriend says she'll do you later, but only if you let her snack first.
Jackulable is when you're too tired to fight her but still too proud to let her win.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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