jackub

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A nutcase who loves being loud and never lets you forget they're still breathing

Jackub screamed at the pizza guy for 10 minutes because the crust was too thin.

He started a fight with a mailbox just to prove he was still alive.

He texted me at 2 AM to tell me he was still wearing his pajamas and that he was proud of it.

A walking explosion of energy who thinks everyone is their friend and never backs down

He tried to high-five a stranger and ended up knocking them over.

He yelled at the traffic light like it owed him money.

He showed up to my birthday wearing a cape and a fake mustache.

A human tornado who talks too much and never lets you leave a conversation

He kept talking about his pet goldfish for an hour straight.

He showed up to my lunch and sat down without asking.

He sent me a 300-word message just to say he was hungry.