jackua

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#moron#sad hot dog#raccoon meltdown

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A total moron who thinks he's the king of the world but he's not. He looks like a sad hot dog with bad hair, and he wears red because he wants to look cool but it just makes everyone want to punch him.
Jackua walked into the room and said, 'I'm the best at everything,' then tripped over his own feet.
He texted me, 'I'm the most handsome person ever,' and sent a selfie that looked like a raccoon had a meltdown.
At lunch, he yelled, 'I’m the most popular guy,' but no one even looked at him.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A guy who thinks he's a superhero, but he's just a tiny, fat, ugly mess with hair that looks like it was dragged through a trash can. He wears red because he thinks it makes him look cool, but it just makes everyone want to scream.
Jackua tried to do a cool pose in front of the class and fell flat on his face.
He sent me a DM saying, 'I'm the best at everything, and I'm also the most handsome.'
He showed up to the party in a red shirt and said, 'This is my power suit.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A tiny, fat, ugly guy who thinks he's a rockstar. He wears red because he thinks it makes him look cool, but it just makes people want to throw things at him. He’s so annoying no one even wants to be near him.
He started singing at the grocery store and didn’t stop for 10 minutes.
He texted me, 'I'm the best singer in the world, and I'm also the most handsome.'
He tried to dance in the hallway and looked like he was having a seizure.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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