jacktrack

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A loud playlist that helps you get off while pretending you're not alone.

My mom walked in while I was listening to jacktrack. I said I was studying. She believed me.

I played jacktrack during math class. The teacher thought I was solving equations. I was solving my problems.

I used jacktrack during a Zoom meeting. My boss said I was focused. I was focused on something else.

The sound of your dreams coming true while your parents think you're sleeping.

I told my dad I was tired. He left me alone. I was actually listening to jacktrack.

I pretended to be asleep. My brother thought I was dreaming. I was actually getting off.

I told my mom I was meditating. She believed me. I was actually listening to jacktrack.

A secret weapon used by kids who think they're cool and are actually just wasted.

I told my friends I was working on a project. I was actually listening to jacktrack.

I said I was going to sleep. I was actually listening to jacktrack and pretending I was asleep.

I told my brother I was doing homework. I was actually getting off to jacktrack.

A playlist that makes you feel like a king while your brain is doing its own thing.

I told my friends I was studying. I was actually getting off to jacktrack.

I told my teacher I was doing my work. I was actually just listening to jacktrack.

I told my mom I was reading. I was actually getting off to jacktrack.

The soundtrack to your life when you're too lazy to do anything real.

I told my dad I was cleaning my room. I was actually listening to jacktrack.

I told my brother I was doing chores. I was actually getting off.

I told my mom I was cooking. I was actually just listening to jacktrack.

A loud, dirty playlist that helps you get off while your brain thinks it's being cool.

I told my friends I was working on a project. I was actually getting off to jacktrack.

I told my teacher I was paying attention. I was actually just listening to jacktrack.

I told my mom I was doing homework. I was actually getting off to jacktrack.