Jacktovione

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A Jacktovione is a girl who acts like she’s the queen of the world but is just a big mess who can’t even tie her own shoes.
My cousin is a Jacktovione. She texts me at 2 a. m. crying about her hair.
My ex called me a Jacktovione because I left her for a guy with a better GPA.
My mom says my sister is a Jacktovione. She spends all her money on lip gloss and snacks.
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Jacktovione is a girl who thinks she’s cool but is just a hot mess with no plan in life.
My neighbor is a Jacktovione. She wears pajamas to the grocery store and talks to her plants.
My friend’s crush called her a Jacktovione because she spilled coffee on his shirt.
My teacher says I’m a Jacktovione. I failed math and still texted my crush during the test.
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Jacktovione is a girl who thinks she’s the best but is just a waste of space and time.
My little sister is a Jacktovione. She eats cereal for dinner and claims it’s a healthy diet.
My crush called me a Jacktovione because I cried in front of his friends.
My friend’s mom says she’s a Jacktovione. She failed her driver’s test and still thinks she’s perfect.
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Jacktovione is a girl who’s all talk and no action, like a broken toaster that just burns everything.
My crush’s sister is a Jacktovione. She promised to clean her room but still has socks on the floor.
My friend called me a Jacktovione because I said I’d show up to the party but never did.
My dad says my brother is a Jacktovione. He said he’d be rich but now he’s broke and eats pizza for every meal.
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Jacktovione is a girl who talks big but can’t even handle a simple math problem or a bad haircut.
My cousin is a Jacktovione. She said she’d be a singer but can’t even sing the alphabet.
My crush called me a Jacktovione because I got a bad haircut and cried.
My mom says my sister is a Jacktovione. She failed math and still talks about being a famous model.
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