jacktodd

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a smelly little twerp who thinks he's the king of the school but is actually a total waste of oxygen. He wears a stupid holster and forever 21 clothes and yells cock at everyone and everything.
Jacktodd: 'I'm the best at everything, cock!' (he just tripped into a puddle)
Jacktodd: 'Cock! Cock! Cock!' (he's talking to a wall)
Jacktodd: 'Cock!' (he pooped in the school bathroom and didn't even notice)
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a tiny, gross kid who thinks he's super cool but is just a huge dweeb. He wears a holster like it's a fashion statement and yells cock more than a parrot yells at a pirate.
Jacktodd: 'Cock! I'm the king of the school!' (he's wearing a stupid holster and a forever 21 shirt)
Jacktodd: 'Cock! Cock! Cock!' (he just peed in the school fountain)
Jacktodd: 'Cock!' (he tried to fight a kid and got kicked in the face)
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a lumpy, messy little wimp who thinks he's the bomb but is actually a total loser. He wears a stupid holster and forever 21 clothes and screams cock at the top of his lungs like he's trying to wake up the dead.
Jacktodd: 'Cock! I'm the best at everything!' (he just fell out of his chair)
Jacktodd: 'Cock! Cock! Cock!' (he's yelling at a pigeon)
Jacktodd: 'Cock!' (he pooped in the school bathroom and left a note that said 'Cock!')
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