Jacktleman

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When Jack finally grows a brain and stops acting like a crude idiot. Manners don't make a man, but a good punch in the face might.
Jack actually said please when he asked for the last pizza slice.
He wore a shirt that wasn't stained with soda and regret.
He didn't throw his phone at the wall when he failed math.
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Jack’s version of being a man is showing up with a suit and a curse. It’s still a mess, but it’s a fancy mess.
He showed up to the party in a suit and called the DJ a f***ing moron.
He said 'thank you' but still threw his drink at the waiter.
He wore a tie but it was still full of spaghetti.
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When Jack stops being a s***head and actually acts like someone who knows how to treat people. Maybe he learned something in prison.
He said 'excuse me' when he bumped into a lady.
He actually remembered to bring a gift to the party.
He didn’t yell at the barista when he spilled his coffee.
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