Jacktipler

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A person who spells like a drunk parrot and writes like a kid who just got kicked out of a library.
I wana go to the beech
My dog is a litle bit fatter
I think u r a big dummy
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Someone who makes the English language cry and then laughs at it.
I ate a sandwitch for breackfast
She is the most purty girl in the class
I don't know what the word is
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A human who thinks punctuation is just a suggestion and grammar is a myth.
I went to the store and buyed a apple
He is the bestest man ever
I don't like you very much at all
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A person who can't tell the difference between a sentence and a random thought.
I like pizza and also dogs and maybe math
The sky is blue because it is
I think I might be hungry
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Someone who writes like they're texting a friend and forgot how to make words.
I just ate a taco and it was good
My dog is a good dog
I think this is the best day ever
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A person who thinks 'they're' is just a fancy way to say 'they are' and doesn't know the difference.
They are my best friend
They're my favorite color
They are the most annoying kid in the class
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