jacktayed

My mom jacktayed me when I said the f-word in front of her boss.

Jacktayed by the principal after I yelled 'I hate math' during lunch.

Got jacktayed by my brother after I told him his hair looked like a chicken's butt.

Jacktayed in class when I said the teacher's pants were on fire.

Got jacktayed during a Zoom call because I said my dog eats my homework.

Jacktayed by my dad after I told him his coffee was worse than my ex's mood.

Jacktayed by my teacher after I said the school lunch was like prison food.

Got jacktayed during a family dinner because I said my uncle's joke was worse than a broken chair.

Jacktayed by my friend after I told him his new haircut looked like a traffic cone.

Jacktayed by my teacher after I said the math test was harder than my cousin's tantrum.

Got jacktayed during a game show because I said the answer was 'obviously' obvious.

Jacktayed by my brother after I told him his new shirt looked like a melted crayon.

Jacktayed by my teacher after I said the gym class was worse than a prison break.

Got jacktayed during a group project because I said my partner's idea was like a bad pizza.

Jacktayed by my mom after I told her my dad's joke was worse than a broken clock.