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A human meatball made of stupidity and laziness
You failed math again. I'm calling you a jacktarded meatball.
Why are you still here? You're a jacktarded ghost.
That plan was so bad, it's like you're a jacktarded turtle.
Jacktarded
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A person so dumb, they think a jackass and a retard had a baby
You thought the sky was purple. You're a jacktarded baby.
You fell off a chair. Classic jacktarded move.
You still use Windows 95. You're a jacktarded relic.
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A human who acts like they're getting paid to be stupid
You're getting paid to be a jacktarded clown.
You're like a jacktarded zombie, walking around and doing nothing.
You were paid to be a jacktarded meathead.
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A person so dumb, they think being a jackass and a retard is a superpower
You think you're a jacktarded superhero. You're not.
You're like a jacktarded wizard, but with no magic.
You said you were a jacktarded god. You're not.
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A person who makes being a jackass and a retard look easy
You're a jacktarded pro, and I'm just a fan.
You make being a jacktarded idiot look cool.
You're the jacktarded king, and I'm just the peasant.
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A human who has no brain and a lot of attitude
You're a jacktarded explosion of attitude.
You have the brain of a jacktarded jellyfish.
You walk around with the brain of a jacktarded rock.
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A person who thinks they're a genius, but they're just a jacktarded fool
You think you're a genius. You're just a jacktarded fool.
You're a jacktarded genius, but you're still a fool.
You're a jacktarded idiot pretending to be a genius.