Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A full-blown disaster of a human being. Half jackass, half brain dead.

My brother is a jacktard. He failed math and still thinks he's cool.

My boss is a jacktard. He thinks he's a genius but can't spell 'Tuesday'.

That kid in my class is a jacktard. He eats lunch and still can't add 2 + 2.

2

So dumb you need two insults to describe them. Like a double whammy of stupidity.

My neighbor is a jacktard. He tried to mow the lawn with a spoon.

My cousin is a jacktard. He took a shower with a pizza.

My friend is a jacktard. He thinks the moon is made of cheese and also a taco.

3

A person so brain dead they can't even think straight. A jackass with the brain of a doorknob.

My teacher called me a jacktard because I answered '3' to the question 'What is 2 + 2?'

My dog is a jacktard. He barks at the mailman and eats my homework.

My friend’s little brother is a jacktard. He wears socks on his hands and thinks he’s a superhero.

4

The most hilarious insult ever. Like a punch to the face but with more laughter.

My mom called me a jacktard after I tried to eat my math homework.

My friend called me a jacktard because I wore my pants inside out.

My brother called me a jacktard after I cried because the sky was blue.

5

A person who is both a complete waste of oxygen and a brain-dead moron.

My friend is a jacktard. He tried to run a marathon and tripped over a pencil.

My uncle is a jacktard. He thinks the internet is a real person.

My neighbor is a jacktard. He tried to build a house with a hammer and a crayon.

6

A person so dumb they make the moon look smart. A perfect mix of brain dead and loud mouth.

My brother is a jacktard. He tried to talk to the TV and got yelled at by the remote.

My dad is a jacktard. He thinks the sun is a light bulb.

My friend is a jacktard. He tried to sing a song and ended up screaming into a pillow.

7

A person so brain-dead they need a jackass and a retard to make sense of them.

My dog is a jacktard. He barks at the vacuum and tries to eat my shoes.

My sister is a jacktard. She tried to cook and burned the pizza and the microwave.

My friend is a jacktard. He thinks the sky is a giant pizza and also a hat.