jacktar

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A sailor who’s so bad at their job, they might as well be a pirate who can’t swim.

My uncle is a jacktar. He dropped a whole anchor into the ocean and still couldn’t find his ship.

The jacktar on the ship got lost in the harbor and ended up in a pizza place.

That jacktar tried to tie a knot and it looked like a cat got hold of his rope.

A guy who works on a boat and probably smells like old socks and seaweed.

That jacktar reeked so bad, the dolphins swam away from the ship.

The jacktar was so smelly, the captain gave him a week’s worth of chores.

I passed by the jacktar and almost fell over. He smelled like a fish market in the summer.