jacktaculous

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When you're so dumb you can't think of anything else to say but something stupid and over the top. It's like jacktastic but with more screaming and less brainpower.
This cake is jacktaculous. I ate it with a fork and a chainsaw.
My dog just won the lottery. That's jacktaculous.
I got a 100 on my math test. That's jacktaculous. Also, I cursed my teacher.
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A word you use when you're too lazy to think of anything better. It’s like saying something is awesome, but with more swearing and less effort.
This game is jacktaculous. I beat it by yelling at the screen.
I just ate 10 tacos. That's jacktaculous.
My mom said I was jacktaculous. I don't know why she's still alive.
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When something is so good it's almost insulting. You use it to brag about Jackie or Jack, or just to sound like a stupid kid with a big mouth.
This pizza is jacktaculous. I ate it with my hands and a swear word.
Jackie is jacktaculous. She passed my math test for me.
This movie is jacktaculous. I watched it 10 times and still didn't get the ending.
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When you use the word to cover up for being a total idiot. It works like magic, but only if you shout it really loud.
This song is jacktaculous. I listened to it while I screamed at my math teacher.
My dog is jacktaculous. He ate my homework and my feelings.
This year is jacktaculous. I failed everything and still called it good.
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A fancy word for something that’s just plain dumb but you think it’s cool. You use it to describe Jackie or Jack, or just to sound like you’re from another planet.
This video game is jacktaculous. I beat it by crying and throwing my controller.
Jackie is jacktaculous. She passed my math test and then cried.
This day is jacktaculous. I got a B and still called it good.
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