Jacktack

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When you’re packed like sardines and you lift your foot and slam it into the person behind you’s butt or balls like you’re trying to start a fight.
At the mall during the holidays, I jacktacked the guy in front of me because he wouldn’t move.
During a concert, I jacktacked the guy behind me and he screamed like a girl.
In the lunch line, I jacktacked the kid who took my last taco.
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You’re in a tight spot and you kick the person behind you in the butt or balls so hard it feels like they got hit by a truck.
I jacktacked my brother during a video game battle because he wouldn’t stop talking.
At the grocery store, I jacktacked the lady who cut in front of me.
In the hallway, I jacktacked the guy who was blocking my way.
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You’re crammed in and you kick the person behind you in the butt or balls because you’re mad and you don’t care if they’re mad too.
I jacktacked my friend in the elevator because he wouldn’t stop texting.
At the bus stop, I jacktacked the guy who was late.
In the classroom, I jacktacked the kid who took my pencil.
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When you’re stuck in a group and you kick the person behind you in the butt or balls like it’s the best thing you ever did.
I jacktacked my mom while she was cooking because she wouldn’t stop yelling.
At the park, I jacktacked the kid who took my swing.
In the movie theater, I jacktacked the guy who was eating popcorn like it was a feast.
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You’re in a tight place and you kick the person behind you in the butt or balls because you’re having a bad day and you want them to feel it.
I jacktacked my dad while he was watching TV because he wouldn’t stop talking.
In the subway, I jacktacked the guy who was sitting in my seat.
At the gym, I jacktacked the guy who was blocking my treadmill.
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You’re in a group and you kick the person behind you in the butt or balls because you’re having fun and you don’t care if they’re mad.
I jacktacked my sister during dinner because she wouldn’t stop asking questions.
At the fair, I jacktacked the guy who took my last ride.
In the hallway, I jacktacked the kid who wouldn’t stop talking.
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