jacktable

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A fancy word for something you paid way too much for and now you’re stuck with it like it’s your ex.

My car is a jacktable. I paid $40,000 for it and it broke down the same day I got it.

This phone is a jacktable. I dropped it in a pool and now it’s a paperweight.

That insurance plan is a jacktable. I paid $200 a month and got nothing but a headache.

Something you paid for with your firstborn and now you’re stuck with it forever.

My new couch is a jacktable. I paid my kid’s college tuition for it and it’s already stained.

This house is a jacktable. I sold my soul to the devil for it and it’s falling apart.

That subscription is a jacktable. I signed up for it and now I get 10 emails a day.

A thing that costs more than your dignity and you're still stuck with it.

My gym membership is a jacktable. I paid $100 a month and I haven’t gone in six months.

This car is a jacktable. I paid for it and now it smells like my dog’s butt.

That phone plan is a jacktable. I paid for it and I still can’t send a text.

Something that costs you more than your sanity and still won’t stop being a pain in the neck.

That insurance policy is a jacktable. I paid for it and it still doesn’t cover anything.

My new house is a jacktable. I paid for it and now it’s leaking everywhere.

That subscription box is a jacktable. I paid for it and got a bunch of useless crap.

A thing you paid for with your life savings and now you’re stuck with it like it’s your new roommate.

My new car is a jacktable. I paid for it and now it’s making me hear things.

That phone is a jacktable. I paid for it and it still doesn’t work.

That subscription is a jacktable. I paid for it and I get more emails than I get money.