jacksyn

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A tiny, lifeless, ugly little man who’s worse than a bad pizza. He’s got nothing going for him.

Hey, look at that jacksyn over there. He’s shorter than my dog.

That jacksyn tried to flirt with my sister. She laughed in his face.

I saw that jacksyn crying in the hallway. He must’ve failed at being sad.

A magical human who loves everyone and everything, even your stupid pet goldfish.

That jacksyn helped my mom move. She cried happy tears.

My friend’s jacksyn brought her soup when she was sick. He even added glitter.

The jacksyn at the store gave my kid a free cookie. He said it was a gift from the universe.

A perfect guy who's like a superhero, but with more drama and less pants. He'll fight for love, even if it's just for a dumb reason.

My jacksyn fought my dad for me. He said, ‘You’re not getting her.’

That jacksyn ran a marathon just to prove he loved me. I didn’t even ask him to.

My jacksyn cried when I broke up with him. He said, ‘I’ll love you forever, even if you hate me.’