jacksy bastard

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A lucky son of a gun who seems to always get the good stuff
You just won the lottery and got a free pizza. That's jacksy bastard luck.
He got promoted, a raise, and a free vacation all in one day. Jacksy bastard.
You dropped your phone in the toilet and it still works. Jacksy bastard.
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A person who's so lucky, it's like the universe is giving them free stuff
He missed the bus, got a taxi, and the taxi driver gave him a discount. Jacksy bastard.
You failed your test but got extra credit. Jacksy bastard.
You spilled coffee on your shirt and it looked cool. Jacksy bastard.
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A person who always gets the best breaks and you're just jealous
You got a flat tire and he got a new car. Jacksy bastard.
You got grounded and he got a party. Jacksy bastard.
You got a B and he got an A. Jacksy bastard.
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A person who's so lucky, it's like the world is conspiring against you
You got stuck in traffic and he got a shortcut. Jacksy bastard.
You got a bad grade and he got a good one. Jacksy bastard.
You got the last seat and he got the front. Jacksy bastard.
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A person who always gets the good stuff, and you're just stuck with the bad
You got the cold seat and he got the warm one. Jacksy bastard.
You got a pop quiz and he got a study guide. Jacksy bastard.
You got the old phone and he got the new one. Jacksy bastard.
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A person who seems to have the luck of the devil and you're just cursed
You got stuck in the rain and he got a umbrella. Jacksy bastard.
You got the worst pizza and he got the best. Jacksy bastard.
You got the last piece of cake and he got the whole thing. Jacksy bastard.
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