Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

So lucky you might as well be wearing a golden shower hose up your butt.

Man got a free Lamborghini because his dog won a contest. He's jacksy.

She got picked for the last slice of pizza and no one else wanted it. Jacksy much?

He got struck by lightning and lived. That's jacksy.

2

Your ass is so famous it's got a biography and a dating profile.

He's got a 10 out of 10 ass. Jacksy.

She got called jacksy after showing off her backside in a group chat.

That kid's ass is so good it got a degree.

3

Your ass is so big it could be a holiday destination.

He got called jacksy after showing off his backside in a video call.

That ass is so good, it's got a passport and a visa.

She got called jacksy because her butt was so big, it could hold a party.

4

When someone gets so messed up, it's like they got hit by a bus and a truck at the same time.

He tripped into a cake and got called jacksy.

She got called jacksy after falling off a cliff.

That kid got called jacksy after getting his arm broken by a goat.

5

A jacksie is someone who takes a walk up their own butt and gives themselves a foot massage.

He's a jacksie because he farts himself and calls it a day.

That guy is a jacksie because he eats his own poop.

She's a jacksie and her own butt is her best friend.

6

A jacksy towel is a towel that's been used to wipe a butt that was so lazy it didn't even try to clean itself.

He used a jacksy towel and it smelled like a dead goat.

That towel was so jacksy, it had a life of its own.

The jacksy towel was so bad, it got fired from the shower.

7

A jacksy towel is a towel that's got a butt streak so bad, it looks like someone got hit by a dump truck.

The jacksy towel had a streak so bad, it could start a war.

That towel was jacksy because it had a butt streak that was a full-time job.

She used a jacksy towel and it had a butt streak that screamed for help.