jackswagger

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the worst kind of fake confidence that makes you want to punch a wall

JackSwagger walked in like he owned the place, but he didn’t even know the menu.

He tried to flirt with my mom and failed so hard it hurt.

He said he was a ‘legend’ and then tripped over his own feet.

when someone talks like they're the king of the hill, but they’re just wearing a crown from a dollar store

He said he was ‘the best’ but couldn’t even beat me at tic-tac-toe.

He tried to start a fight and ran away when I said ‘come at me.’

He called me a ‘no-name’ but he’s the one who forgot his own name.

a person who thinks they're cool, but they’re just loud and confused

He yelled at the bus driver for no reason and then cried when the bus left.

He said he was ‘famous’ and then asked me if I knew who he was.

He tried to be a tough guy, but he cried when I beat him at a video game.

when someone acts like they're important, but they’re just a mess in disguise

He tried to be a leader, but he didn’t even know where the group was going.

He said he had a ‘plan’ and then ran into a tree.

He tried to be a hero and got lost on the way.

a person who talks like they’re the best, but they’re just full of hot air

He said he was ‘the best’ but couldn’t even beat me in a race.

He talked about his ‘big dreams’ and then fell asleep during the conversation.

He said he was ‘invincible’ and then got beaten by a dog.