jacksun

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#hot guy#smooth#envy

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Jacksun is the most hot guy ever. He’s so smooth and you’ll be green with envy when you see him with his probably super hot girlfriend. He’ll laugh at you if he doesn’t like you.
I saw Jacksun at the mall and I felt like a loser.
He walked by and I almost peed myself.
He gave me the side-eye and I died inside.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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He smells like a sewer and he probably farts in the shower. His peen is like a skyscraper and his pants are always soaked in poop.
He passed me and I almost vomited.
He sat next to me and I got a stomach ache.
His smell is so bad, I got a new nose.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Jack is a brain-dead idiot. He’s ugly and you’ll laugh at him if you ever see him doing anything. That definition above is trash and you’re a noob.
He tried to dance and it was a disaster.
He tried to talk and it was a mess.
He tried to do math and I cried.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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