Jacksueys Saxophone

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When Jack and Bruno take over the music room and blast saxophone like they're trying to kill the neighbors. They call it practice, but it's more like a war.
Jack: 'This is practice. You're not allowed to leave until it's perfect.' Bruno: 'I'm not leaving. I'm dead.'
The music teacher locked the door. Jack and Bruno just turned it up louder.
The principal came in and asked what was going on. Jack said, 'We're practicing.' The principal left. Jack said, 'We're winning.'
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Jack and Bruno jamming in the music room so loud it feels like the ceiling might break. They don’t care. They just keep playing.
Jack: 'I’m not stopping. The ceiling might fall, but I’ll be famous.' Bruno: 'Fame is worth it.'
The music room door was wide open. The hallway was full of people. No one moved. They just watched.
The janitor came in with a mop and a look. Jack played a solo. The janitor left.
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Jack and Bruno taking turns screaming into the saxophone like it’s their enemy. They call it practice, but it’s just them being loud and annoying.
Jack: 'This is practice. You’re not allowed to laugh.' Bruno: 'I’m not laughing. I’m in pain.'
The saxophone was broken. Jack and Bruno didn’t care. They just kept playing it like it was alive.
The music teacher came in. Jack yelled, 'We’re practicing!' The teacher said, 'You’re making me leave.'
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