jacksucksatclips

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Jacksucksatclips is a smelly, lazy YouTube channel run by a guy named Jack Massey Welch. He posts clips every day at 4 pm GMT because he’s too fat to do anything else.
"I’m not fat, I’m a legend.", Jack, after eating 12 burgers at 3 am.
"This clip is so bad it makes my dog cry.", A viewer who watched the 4 pm GMT clip.
"I’m posting this clip because my brain is dead.", Jack, on his 7th clip of the day.
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Jacksucksatclips is a glorified clip re-uploader who steals the best bits from Jacksucksatlife and Jacksucksatstuff. He’s like a fat kid picking the best candy from the bag.
"I didn’t steal, I borrowed.", Jack, after reuploading a clip without asking.
"This clip is better than my ex.", A fan who saw the best bit of Jacksucksatstuff.
"I reuploaded this clip because I was bored.", Jack, during a 4 pm GMT clip.
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