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Jacksucksatclips is a smelly, lazy YouTube channel run by a guy named Jack Massey Welch. He posts clips every day at 4 pm GMT because he’s too fat to do anything else.
"I’m not fat, I’m a legend.", Jack, after eating 12 burgers at 3 am.
"This clip is so bad it makes my dog cry.", A viewer who watched the 4 pm GMT clip.
"I’m posting this clip because my brain is dead.", Jack, on his 7th clip of the day.