jackstrap

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The smelly patch of skin that lives between your junk and your junk's base, right next to where you pee.
My cousin called me a dirty name because he saw my jackstrap in the pool.
She told me to shut up during the movie because my jackstrap was talking to her.
He laughed so hard during the meeting because my jackstrap made a weird noise.
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The part of your body that gets all the attention when you're sitting on a hot seat.
My teacher told me to stop fidgeting because my jackstrap was being too loud.
He whispered to his friend about my jackstrap during the test.
She blushed when I showed her my jackstrap during lunch.
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The area that gets all the action when you're doing your business in public.
He told me to leave the bathroom because my jackstrap was causing a mess.
She called me out for making a noise with my jackstrap during the lecture.
He laughed at me because my jackstrap was making a funny sound during the bus ride.
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