jackstomped

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When something gets smashed so bad it looks like it went through a meat grinder and a blender.
My mom jackstomped my room after I spilled spaghetti on the carpet.
The pizza was jackstomped by the dog who thought it was a toy.
The cake was jackstomped when the kid ran through it wearing socks.
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When something is completely destroyed like it got hit by a bus and then stepped on by a elephant.
My dad jackstomped my Xbox after I said he looked like a potato.
The soup was jackstomped by the cat who knocked it off the table.
My friend jackstomped my phone when he saw my TikTok.
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When something is so wrecked it could be the reason why a dinosaur cried.
My brother jackstomped my homework after I told him he was a chicken.
The cake was jackstomped when the dog ran through it like it was a race.
My mom jackstomped my room because I left my socks on the floor.
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When something is torn up so bad it looks like it got kicked by a giant and then stepped on by a goat.
My dad jackstomped my phone after I told him he was a potato.
The cake was jackstomped when the kid ran through it like it was a race.
My friend jackstomped my homework after I told him he was a chicken.
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When something is destroyed like it got hit by a truck and then run over by a bulldozer.
My mom jackstomped my room after I spilled spaghetti on the carpet.
The soup was jackstomped by the cat who knocked it off the table.
The cake was jackstomped when the dog ran through it wearing socks.
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