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A 23-year-old guy with tiny eyes, saggy pants, bad tattoos, and a shirt that shows them off like a prideful idiot. He hangs out near gas stations hoping 13-year-old girls will let him live out his fantasy of being cool.
'Why is this guy still breathing? He’s been here since 2012.'
'He tried to flirt with my sister. I gave him a wedgie and a warning.'
'He’s not a jackstick. He’s a failed influencer.'