jacksterbate

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when a guy rubs his junk like it's the last day of school and the teacher lets you leave early

My mom walked in and I was like 'I was doing my homework!'

He did it in the lunchroom and got suspended

I did it during the final exam and got a zero

the act of making your privates happy while pretending you're doing something else

I told my dad I was doing the dishes, but I was actually doing jacksterbate

She thought I was studying, but I was jacking off

I said I was texting my crush, but I was actually doing jacksterbate