Jackster

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Jackster is the king of legends. No one can touch him. He’s the most handsome man who ever lived. He can do anything he wants, and he’s not even trying.
Jackster is the only man who can make the sun blush.
He walks in and everyone forgets their own names.
He’s so good, even the moon texts him for advice.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who jerks off so much he has a calendar. He tells his friends about every single one of his nightly jerks like it’s a big deal.
He told me he jerked off to a chicken and it was a masterpiece.
He texts me every morning with details about his night.
He once cried because his pants wouldn’t zip after a jerk-off session.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A program that gives you all the music ever made. It's also the reason why the world is in chaos.
Jackster stole the music from the universe and now it's broken.
It’s so powerful, even God can’t escape it.
It’s the reason why your phone is always playing the worst song ever.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A stupid kid who draws animations and acts like he’s important. He started this nonsense in 2017 and still hasn’t grown up.
He draws a cat and calls it a masterpiece.
He claims he’s famous even though no one knows who he is.
He still uses the same background from 2017.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jackster is a total legend. He’s fun, he’s chill, and he makes everyone’s day better. No one can hate him.
He’s so nice, even the trash can loves him.
He once saved a kid from a puddle and it was epic.
He’s the only man who can make a Monday feel like a Friday.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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