jackstab

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When you poke someone in the back with a stick while they're busy eating a taco.
I was chewing my taco when he jackstabbed me with a pencil.
She was distracted by her fries when he jackstabbed her with a fork.
He jackstabbed me with a pen while I was typing my essay.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A sneaky way to make someone bleed without them even knowing it.
He jackstabbed me with a paper clip and I didn’t even notice.
She jackstabbed me with a staple and I got a paper cut.
He jackstabbed me with a pencil and I bled all over my shirt.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Stabbing someone from behind like they're your worst enemy.
He jackstabbed me in the back because I beat him in a game.
She jackstabbed me because I took her last snack.
He jackstabbed me because I told his crush he was ugly.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Putting a knife in someone’s back when they're not looking.
He jackstabbed me with a knife while I was sleeping.
She jackstabbed me with a butter knife during lunch.
He jackstabbed me with a kitchen knife in the hallway.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A surprise stab in the back that hurts more than a math test.
He jackstabbed me with a pencil and it felt like a math test.
She jackstabbed me with a pen and it hurt like a pop quiz.
He jackstabbed me with a fork and it was worse than my report card.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Stabbing someone from behind because you're just that cruel.
He jackstabbed me with a pencil because he's a jerk.
She jackstabbed me with a pen because she's evil.
He jackstabbed me with a fork because he hates me.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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