Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a meaty pole you wish you had when you're stuck in a tight spot

My jacksta got stuck in the toilet. Now I’m stuck with it.

I told my friend his jacksta was smaller than a pencil. He tried to prove me wrong.

I used my jacksta to open a jar. It worked. I still didn’t like the taste of pickles.

2

the thing you hope your pants can hold up when you're in a crowd

At the concert, my jacksta made a break for freedom. I had to leave the show.

I saw my neighbor’s jacksta from across the street. I didn’t look back.

My jacksta stood up during the meeting. My boss didn’t say a word.

3

a long stick that sometimes decides your fate in the morning

I woke up late. My jacksta was not happy. It made a mess of my pants.

My jacksta was so angry, it wouldn’t let me eat breakfast.

I told my jacksta it was going to be a long day. It didn’t listen.

4

the reason you’re sometimes late to school or work

My jacksta was too busy to let me out of the bathroom.

I was late to class because my jacksta had a meeting.

I had to wait for my jacksta to finish its business before I could leave.

5

the thing that sometimes causes trouble during your favorite shows

My jacksta made a scene during the movie. The whole theater heard it.

I was trying to enjoy my snack when my jacksta interrupted me.

During the big game, my jacksta made a surprise appearance.

6

the thing you blame for your bad day when you’re feeling down

I had a bad day at school. My jacksta was the reason.

I failed my test. My jacksta blamed me.

I got in trouble. My jacksta was proud of me.