1 What gets you hard enough to make your hand sore from all the jacking off Expand My dog eating my shoeMy ex posting vacation pics on InstagramThat one guy in math class who smells like socks + Examples
2 The thing that makes you forget your pants are on Expand My mom yelling at the TVA guy in the grocery store who looks like my uncleMy phone dying during a TikTok dance + Examples
3 The reason you're doing all that jacking off Expand That guy who sits next to you in chemistryYour crush sending you a textYour dad's new beard + Examples
4 The person or thing you're thinking about while you're jerking off Expand My math teacherThat weird kid who follows me everywhereMy cat stealing my pizza + Examples
5 What makes your brain go soft and your hand go fast Expand My neighbor's loud musicA text from my crushThat one weird dream I had last night + Examples