jacksown

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To make someone look like a Jackson, whether it's Michael or some other loser in the family, so bad it hurts your eyes.
My cousin got jacksowned by a kid in a wheelchair wearing a fedora and gloves.
The teacher tried to jacksown me by making me wear a wig and dance in the hallway.
My dog got jacksown by a guy who looked like a ghost wearing a leather jacket.
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When you make someone look so much like a Jackson it’s like they got hit by a truck and then painted.
My mom got jacksowned by a guy who had a glove on one hand and a glove on his head.
My brother got jacksown by a guy who looked like he came out of a time machine.
The principal got jacksowned by a kid who wore a glove and sang in the cafeteria.
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To make someone look like a Jackson so hard it’s like you’re trying to make them famous and you’re just bad at it.
My dad got jacksowned by a guy who had a glove on his head and was singing in the park.
My friend got jacksown by a guy who wore a glove and did the moonwalk in the grocery store.
My neighbor got jacksown by a guy who looked like he was about to cry and had a glove on his hand.
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When you turn someone into a Jackson so fast it’s like they got hit by a bus and then made to dance.
My dog got jacksowned by a guy who wore a glove and did the moonwalk in the park.
My teacher got jacksown by a guy who looked like he was about to cry and had a glove on his head.
My brother got jacksown by a guy who had a glove on his hand and was singing in the hallway.
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