Jacksource

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Jacksource is when you yell at someone until they spill their secrets just so you can steal them and act like you came up with the idea first.
'You gonna let me beat you up or you gonna tell me the code? I’m not asking nicely!'
‘I don’t know why you’re mad. I just took your idea and made it mine.’
‘You said it yourself. I didn’t have to listen to you yell for 10 minutes.’
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Jacksource is like fishing but with people. You bait them with flattery and then you rip their ideas out of their head like a fish out of water.
‘You’re the best. You’re the smartest. You’re the most creative. Now give me your idea.’
‘I called you a genius. Now you owe me.’
‘You said you liked my plan. Now you’re going to help me steal it.’
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Jacksource is when you take someone’s hard work and claim it as your own, just because you’re too lazy to do the thinking yourself.
‘You did the whole project. I just took credit. You’re welcome.’
‘I didn’t need to do the math. I just needed the answer.’
‘You worked all night. I worked all morning. I got the grade.’
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Jacksource is like a thief in the night, stealing your ideas while you’re too busy being annoyed to notice.
‘You were too busy arguing with me to notice I took your idea.’
‘You were distracted by my insults. I took your plan and you didn’t even see it.’
‘You were too busy being mad. I took your idea and now you’re even more mad.’
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Jacksource is when you talk so much and argue so loud that you make someone else think of the idea first and then you take it for yourself.
‘You were talking so much I thought of the idea first. Now it’s mine.’
‘You yelled so much I got distracted. I had to think of the idea myself.’
‘You talked me to death. I had to come up with the idea.’
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Jacksource is like a pirate who takes your treasure and then tells the whole world it was their idea all along.
‘I took your idea. It’s mine now. You’re just the map.’
‘You found the treasure. I took it. Now I’m the captain.’
‘You did the work. I took the credit. Now I’m the legend.’
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