Jacksonville trench foot

My feet smell like I walked through a dumpster and then licked it.

After my shower, my roommate asked if I had a dead raccoon in my sock.

I stepped out of the shower and my dog ran away screaming.

I took a shower and my feet came out like a rotten cheeseburger.

My feet smell like my uncle's gym bag after a weekend of drinking.

My girlfriend told me I smelled like a trash can that had been left out in the rain.

I walked out of the shower and my dog ran into the street like it was on fire.

My feet smelled so bad my neighbor called the police.

After my shower, my dad said I smelled like a sewer that had been abandoned for 20 years.