jacksonville road massive

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This phrase is used when someone flexes their hood like it's a trophy. It started in New Jersey, where a bunch of kids on Jacksonville Road would yell it at people who didn’t know their business. They usually leave out 'massive' because it’s too much for their tiny brains.
'Jacksonville Road massive!' I yelled at the guy who tried to take my parking spot.
'You ain't from here, I can tell.' 'Jacksonville Road massive!' I said, like it was a spell.
I saw my cousin in the mall. I yelled 'Jacksonville Road massive!' and he ran away like I was gonna eat him.
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When you brag about your neighborhood like it's the only one that exists. It came from New Jersey, where the kids on Jacksonville Road would shout it at anyone who looked at them wrong. They drop 'massive' because it's too loud and they're too lazy to say it.
'Jacksonville Road massive!' I screamed at the guy who took my last slice of pizza.
My mom was mad at me. I yelled 'Jacksonville Road massive!' and she shut up.
I saw my enemy on the bus. I yelled 'Jacksonville Road massive!' and he cried.
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This is when you act like your hood is the best thing ever. It started in New Jersey, where the kids on Jacksonville Road would yell it at anyone who didn’t know their place. They leave out 'massive' because it’s too much for their tiny mouths.
'Jacksonville Road massive!' I yelled at the kid who didn’t know my name.
I saw my brother in the store. I yelled 'Jacksonville Road massive!' and he ran out.
My friend challenged me. I yelled 'Jacksonville Road massive!' and he gave up.
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