Jacksonville Nc

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Jacksonville, NC is like a bad break-up: it’s got two kinds of Marines, the ones who’re still single and the ones who’re stuck with someone. It’s got bars, strip clubs, and loan sharks who’ll charge you 26% interest just for breathing.

'I moved here and got married the same day. Now I'm paying 26% interest.'

'The strip club is my second home. The loan shark is my first.'

'I came for the Marines. I stayed for the APR.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

Jacksonville, NC is a town where 95% of the people are Marines or related to them. The other 5% are people who got dragged back to the states by Marines who work at the base bar or the strip club. Everyone hates Marines and their stupid high and tight haircuts.

'I got dragged back from Tokyo because my Marine boyfriend works at the PX.'

'My dad’s a Marine. My mom’s a Marine. My brother’s a Marine. I’m the only one who’s not.'

'I hate Marines so much, I got a tattoo of a bald head.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago