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The Jaguars started in 1995 like a rockstar, had Mark Brunell throwing passes, Jimmy Smith catching them, and a defense that bit your ass. They made the playoffs four years straight, then lost to the Titans twice and got kicked out of the Super Bowl like a beggar.

'Mark Brunell was the reason I stayed up past my bedtime.'

'Jimmy Smith caught more balls than my mom catches gossip.'

'The Titans beat them like they were on a team called the Jaguars, not the Jaguars.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

They had the best record in the league, then decided to be the worst. The Jaguars are the reason people use the word 'disaster' in full sentences.

'The best record in the league? Please. I’ve had better days than that.'

'They had the best record, then went and made me cry.'

'I watched the Jaguars play and my brain shut down.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

The Jaguars are the worst team in the NFL. They choke harder than a kid who forgot to do his homework. People watch their games just to laugh and forget their own problems.

'I watched the Jaguars and forgot I had a math test.'

'They choke harder than my dad when he forgets his coffee.'

'The Jaguars are the reason I have a laugh track in my head.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

They were hot stuff in the '90s, then went from playoff kings to the worst team in the league. Now they're just a joke that the NFL doesn't want to kill.

'They were playoff kings, then became a joke that I live with.'

'From playoff kings to the worst team in the league? That’s a fall.'

'They went from hot stuff to the worst team in the league. I had a better year than that.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago