jacksonville jackhammer

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Make your partner stand on her head with her legs wide. Sit on top of her and punch her like a jackhammer until she’s bouncing like a broken toy.

My partner was so sore after that move, she couldn’t walk for a week.

He called it the ultimate power move. I called it a curse.

She looked like a piñata after I finished with her.

Put your partner on her head with her legs spread. Ride her like a jackhammer and make her jump like a kangaroo on a trampoline.

He said he was doing the jackhammer. I said he was doing the ‘why I hate Mondays’ move.

After that, she cried, laughed, and then cried again.

She was so high, she thought she was flying.

Make your partner stand on her head with her legs apart. Sit on her and slam her like a jackhammer until she’s shaking like a dog with a bone.

He called it a workout. I called it a punishment.

She looked like she was about to explode after that.

I didn’t know if she was going to laugh or scream next.