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When you throw your pregnant girlfriend down the stairs just to avoid a kid and a bunch of future problems.

My man just dropped his wife down 3 flights of stairs. No kid. No problem. Just a broken leg and a lot of regret.

She was six months pregnant. He said 'No way I'm raising another kid.' So he threw her down the stairs.

My cousin’s wife is still recovering from being tossed down the stairs. She’s not having the baby. He’s not having the guilt.

The ultimate way to avoid a baby by knocking your pregnant lover senseless and dropping them down stairs like a sack of bricks.

He hit her with a shovel and sent her down the stairs. Now she's on bed rest and he's on probation.

She was in labor, he was in denial, and the stairs got the middle man.

I saw it happen. He pushed her. She fell. The stairs won.

When you take your pregnant partner and drop them down the stairs like a sack of potatoes because you don’t want to be responsible for a kid.

She was eight months pregnant. He said, 'I'm not having a baby.' So he threw her down the stairs.

He had a baby on the way. He took it out. Then he took her out. Then he took the stairs out.

He was just trying to be a dad. She was trying to be a mom. The stairs were just trying to be a problem.