Jacksonville, Alabama

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A tiny backwater town in Calhoun County that’s mostly just a college campus with a band that’s loud enough to make your teeth hurt.

"I spent two days there and all I heard was a marching band yelling at me.", @CollegeHater99

"That band is so loud I think they’re trying to wake the dead.", @AlabamianGrl

"I walked into a bar and the band was there. I left.", @JustDontTalkToMe

A lousy city in northeast Alabama where cops take bribes and college kids think they’re the kings of the world.

"The cops here don’t care if you’re drunk or not. They just want your money.", @CopHater4Life

"I got a ticket for jaywalking. The cop said I was in the way.", @JacksonvilleKid

"The college kids here think they’re the most important people. They’re not.", @RealAlabamian