Jackson's Mustache

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#morning-after-mess#creamy-tips#lip-blast

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When a guy wakes up after a good lay and decides to blast his load right on the lady’s lip before sticking a $20 on it like it’s a tip for a bad service.
He texted her: 'Your upper lip just got a bonus.'
She woke up and yelled, 'You gave me a tip and a creampie? That’s not fair!'
He posted on Instagram: 'Jackson's Mustache: The ultimate morning-after flex.'
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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Using a fire truck and hose lines to spray water at houses on Zillow, just to make it look like real firefighting, even if the house is still occupied and the owner is mad.
He DM’d the fire chief: 'I’m training, not fighting a fire.'
The neighbor called 911 and said, 'There’s a fire and a guy who’s not a fireman.'
The homeowner ran out yelling, 'I’m not a house on Zillow!'
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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