jackson's manbun

My manbun looks like a squirrel nested in my hair.

He’s got a monobrow so thick, it’s like a caterpillar had a baby.

I tried to comb my hair, and it just looked like a raccoon got into my head.

My manbun is so bad, it looks like I got hit by a hedgehog.

He walks in like a beast with a crown of hair and a brow like a mountain.

I don’t brush my hair. I just let it grow wild like a jungle.

His manbun is a war zone. The hair is fighting the brow.

I’ve got a manbun so big, it’s like a lion’s mane on my head.

The hair on top is trying to take over my face like it’s a takeover.