jackson's dick

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The tiniest pecker in the history of peckers. So tiny it’s like a grain of sand got a job.

My cousin’s dick is Jackson’s Dick. I saw it under a magnifying glass. It looked like a shrimp got stuck in a sock.

I asked my uncle about his size, and he said, 'It’s so small, my dog thinks it’s a toy.'

My teacher said my pencil was bigger than Jackson’s Dick. I cried.

So big it could knock out the moon and still have time to take a nap.

My dad said his dick is so big, it could reach from Earth to Mars and still have time to text me.

My neighbor’s dog tried to sniff it and got knocked out cold.

My mom said it's so big, it could be a bridge for elephants.

A pecker so small it could be the reason why some people don’t know what a pecker is.

My friend said his pecker is Jackson’s Dick. I asked him how big it is. He said, 'It’s so small, my hair covers it.'

I told my brother his pecker is Jackson’s Dick. He yelled, 'It’s not! It’s 8 inches when I’m happy!'

My dog tried to sniff it and said, 'This is not a pecker. This is a pecker.'