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Getting the shits when you see Michael Jackson
I saw Michael Jackson in the mall and I ran out screaming.
My dog peed on the floor when Michael Jackson came on TV.
I had to leave the room when Michael Jackson started dancing.
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Being so scared of Michael Jackson you wet your pants
I peed my pants when Michael Jackson started singing in the movie.
My sister fainted when Michael Jackson showed up at her house.
I dropped my ice cream when I saw Michael Jackson on the street.
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Having such a bad time with Michael Jackson you want to die
I almost died when Michael Jackson started singing in my bedroom.
My mom threw a fit when Michael Jackson came to our house.
I tried to hide from Michael Jackson for three days straight.