Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a guy who can't stop looking at other guys like they're the last slice of pizza

Jacksonnnnnn stared at the guy in the coffee shop like he was a free donut.

He kept checking his phone during the movie, probably looking for a guy to text.

At the gym, he did bicep curls and flexed at the guy next to him like he was flexing at a mirror.

2

a guy who thinks he's the main character of a soap opera and everyone else is just background

Jacksonnnnnn cried in the bathroom after his crush didn't text him back.

He texted his crush 17 times in one day about his feelings.

He told his mom he was going to propose to the guy at the gas station.

3

a guy who's too gay to be cool, but not gay enough to be funny

Jacksonnnnnn tried to be cool by wearing a hat backwards, but it was still gay.

He tried to impress his crush by doing a dance move, but it was just sad.

He tried to be tough by eating a whole pizza, but it was still gay.

4

a guy who cries at the gym like it's the end of the world and everyone else is watching

Jacksonnnnnn cried when he couldn't lift 10 pounds.

He sobbed during his workout like he just lost his best friend.

He cried after the guy next to him smiled at him.

5

a guy who's so gay he thinks the whole world is gay and everyone is just waiting for him to say it

Jacksonnnnnn told his crush he knew everyone was gay.

He texted his crush, 'You know everyone is gay, right? Like, even the pizza is gay.'

He stood in the middle of the school and yelled, 'GAY IS THE BEST!'.

6

a guy who talks to his crush like they're on a date and everyone else is just background noise

Jacksonnnnnn whispered to his crush during lunch like they were in a movie.

He sent his crush 10 voice notes in one day about his feelings.

He texted his crush, 'I just saw you, and I'm not going to stop talking to you.'