jacksonlma0

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A smelly English kid who posts dumb videos on TikTok wearing a pink fedora, glasses, a bandanna, and a black umbrella. He’s pink and acts like he owns the place.
Jacksonlma0 just walked into my room and asked if I wanted to be friends. I said no. He still posted a video of me.
He tried to impress my mom with his umbrella. She just laughed and said she’s seen worse.
He called my dog a ‘fancy chihuahua’ and took a selfie with it. I threw a shoe.
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That pink English twerp who wears a fedora, glasses, and a bandanna like it’s a fashion statement. He also carries a black umbrella for no reason.
He DM’d me and said, ‘We should be besties.’ I said, ‘No.’ He still made a video about it.
He tried to save a raincloud with his umbrella. It just fell over.
He called my pizza ‘a work of art’ and took a video eating it. It was just cheese.
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A pink, smelly English kid who wears a fedora, glasses, a bandanna, and an umbrella. He thinks he’s cool and posts stupid videos on TikTok.
He came to my school and asked if I wanted to be his ‘bestie.’ I said no. He posted a video of me crying.
He tried to impress my teacher with his umbrella. She just said, ‘We have a janitor for that.’
He called my math test ‘a masterpiece’ and took a video of me failing it.
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