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Jackson is the funniest guy who acts like he's the nicest person ever, but he'll swear at you if you wake him up. He'll answer your questions with his bare hands if you bother him too much. He'll be your best friend and never realize it. If you get a Jackson, don't let him go, unless you want to die of laughter.
'Jackson, why are you yelling at my mom?' 'She woke me up!'
'Jackson, what's the meaning of life?' 'I don't know, but I'm gonna punch it.'
'Jackson, are you my best friend?' 'No, but I'm your best friend's best friend.'