Jackson/Jax

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Jackson is the funniest guy who acts like he's the nicest person ever, but he'll swear at you if you wake him up. He'll answer your questions with his bare hands if you bother him too much. He'll be your best friend and never realize it. If you get a Jackson, don't let him go, unless you want to die of laughter.
'Jackson, why are you yelling at my mom?' 'She woke me up!'
'Jackson, what's the meaning of life?' 'I don't know, but I'm gonna punch it.'
'Jackson, are you my best friend?' 'No, but I'm your best friend's best friend.'
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To Jackson something means you're talking about it like you're an expert, but you're just making it up as you go. It's also the guy who'll pretend he's your homie, but he'll leave you hanging when you need him most.
'I'm gonna Jackson this test, bro.' 'You mean you're gonna fail it?' 'No, I'm gonna make it up as I go!'
'Jackson, how do you know this?' 'I just guessed and it worked!'
'You said you'd help me with this!' 'Yeah, till I got distracted by my mom's yelling.'
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