Jacksonized

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When someone does a move so smooth it makes you think MJ himself is watching you from heaven, and you’re too stunned to say anything but ‘Damn.’
My cousin did a moonwalk in the middle of the grocery store. I was like, ‘What the hell is going on?’
At the party, my friend did the robot and I screamed, ‘I’m Jacksonized, I swear!’
I saw a guy do the ‘Thriller’ dance on the sidewalk and I fell to my knees, ‘MJ, you’re still with us!’
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jackson is that guy who texts you every hour, asks how you slept, and still can’t stop saying he’s ugly even though he’s a total heartthrob.
Jackson texts me, ‘How did you sleep? I had a nightmare about my smile.’ I’m like, ‘You’re fine, you look like a king.’
He messages me, ‘I’m ugly, I know it. But I still love you.’
He sends me a picture of himself and says, ‘You know I’m the best friend ever, right?’ I’m like, ‘Yes, but you’re also the most insecure.’
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When you’re stuck in the middle of a rock concert, and out of nowhere, a pop song hits you like a slap, and you’re like, ‘Why didn’t I know this earlier?’
I was at a concert, listening to rock, then ‘Billie Jean’ came on and I screamed, ‘What the hell is this?!’
I was in my room, listening to metal, then ‘Bad’ came on and I was like, ‘Why is this so good?’
I heard ‘Beat It’ and I was like, ‘I’ve been Jacksonized, I feel it.’
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jackson is that guy who’ll tease you, tell you you’re the best, and then send you 20 texts a day just to make sure you’re okay.
Jackson texts me, ‘You’re the best. Why are you not texting me?’ I’m like, ‘I’m busy, but I still love you.’
He messages me, ‘You’re the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen. I’m in love.’
He says, ‘You’re my best friend. Why are you ignoring me?’ I’m like, ‘You’re annoying, but I still love you.’
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Getting a shot so you can stop caring about people being total jerks and just live your best life.
I got vaccinated and now I don’t care if people are terrible, I just live my best life.
I got the shot and I’m like, ‘I’m no longer a bitter person, I’m just a happy one.’
Vaccinated and now I don’t even want to argue with anyone, I just want to eat tacos.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Someone who would rather have sex than eat, sleep, or do anything else.
He texts me, ‘I’m going to bed, but I’m also going to have sex.’
He says, ‘I’m not going to eat, I’m going to have sex.’
He tells me, ‘I’m going to have sex instead of doing homework, and I’m going to be happy about it.’
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jackson is the guy who you can trust with your life and he’ll make sure you feel like the most special person in the world, even if he’s the most annoying.
Jackson says, ‘I’ll protect you, even if I’m annoying.’
He messages me, ‘You’re the best, and I’ll always be there for you.’
He tells me, ‘I’ll defend you, even if I’m the most annoying guy in the world.’
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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