jacksoning

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When you have multiple Twitter accounts and you're too dumb to pick the right one before you post something stupid.

I posted my mom's cat's sneeze on my business account. Classic jacksoning.

I told my ex I loved him on my crush's timeline. Good job.

I said my dog hates me on my teacher's account. I'm dead.

When someone does a Michael Jackson move and it hits you like a surprise party with cake and confetti.

My cousin did the moonwalk and I fell off the couch. Pure magic.

At the bus stop, some kid did the 'Thriller' dance and I screamed like a girl.

My crush did the lean and I almost had a heart attack.

A guy who texts you every hour, asks how you slept, and still thinks he’s perfect even though he’s a mess.

Jackson texted me 12 times before I even woke up. I’m not even mad.

He asked if I had nightmares about him. I said no, but I lied.

He sent me a drawing of a heart with a frowny face. I cried.

When you hate pop music and then Michael Jackson hits you like a truck and you’re stuck forever.

I hated pop until I heard ‘Billie Jean’ and now I can’t stop singing it in the shower.

My cousin used to hate MJ, now he’s got a shrine in his room.

I used to hate dance songs until I heard ‘Beat It’ and now I’m a DJ.

A guy who’s sweet, funny, and looks like a movie star but still thinks he’s ugly and is too shy to ask for help.

Jackson drew me a picture of a unicorn and called it a ‘cool monster.’

He texted me at 2 a. m. just to ask how my day was.

He told me he thinks he’s ugly and I told him he’s a total dork.

When you’re too dumb to care about people and Jackson hits you with love and makes you feel like a human again.

Jackson told me I was the best friend ever and I cried like a baby.

He asked me if I was okay and I said I was, but I lied.

He sent me a message saying I made his day and I got a little emotional.

A person who would rather have sex than eat, sleep, or do anything else.

Jackson said he’d rather have sex than finish his math homework.

He texted me in the middle of the night just to ask if I wanted to have sex.

He told me he’d rather have sex than go to school.