Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Someone who gets a hard-on just thinking about Jackson Felt

I saw Jackson Felt and my pants got wet.

My mom said I was staring at the screen too long.

I had to leave the room because I was too turned on.

2

A human who can't stop thinking about Jackson Felt's vibes

I dream about Jackson Felt at night.

I even like his weird hair.

I texted him ‘hi’ 10 times last week.

3

A person who would die for Jackson Felt

I would give my life for Jackson Felt.

I would eat my lunch for him.

I would cry if he left the room.

4

Someone who acts like they're in love with Jackson Felt

I told my friend I was dating Jackson Felt.

I said I would marry him if he asked.

I even got a tattoo of his face.

5

A human who gets all hot and bothered by Jackson Felt

I was sweating just looking at him.

I felt my heart go boom.

I even forgot my pants on purpose.

6

Someone who would do anything for Jackson Felt

I would eat bugs for him.

I would fight my brother for him.

I would even wear a hat with his face on.